Gerbils and gays

Nick G. asks: Please execute one on the myth of people sticking little rodents up their anus.

Few people are more artistic than horny men and if you’ve searched around online for the more… unusual ways people acquire off, like we’ve had to do EXTENSIVELY in researching this article… only for that reason…, you may have stumbled across allusions to a bizarre sexual practice known as “gerbil-stuffing”. But has anyone not named Richard Gere ever actually done this?

Before we answer that, the practice, as it’s described on websites we’re not going to link because we care about your romantic relationships and don’t want your search history and ad recommendations to get as spicy as ours are now, involves taking a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and unceremoniously shoving the inhabit and wriggling rodent into your butthole. To facilitate the stuffing of the gerbil, various sources offer that a cardboard tube is sometimes used to “coax” the gerbil into its smelly new home.

At this point, you might be asking yourself… “Oh God, why?!?!?”

Well, to commence with, let’s just utter an awful lot of spicy things people execute behind closed doors can

We've all heard the stories: homosexual men, drunk with lust, driven to satisfy their anal urges with a well-placed, strategically de-clawed gerbil whose frantic lower-intestinal death scramble delivers the homosexual a reputedly sublime sexual pleasure. Despite 50 years of searching—and no matter whatever your cousin the ambulance driver told you about Richard Gere—medical history has failed to confirm even a free instance of so-called "gerbilling," or "gerbil stuffing," occurring anywhere, ever. Still, the story lives on—sullying the reputation of gays, of course, but also doing irreparable damage to an even more vulnerable and defenseless group: the gerbil community.

Which brings me to my true purpose: Encouraging your support of Referendum 233, commonly known as the Gerbil Protection Do of 2006. By supporting this measure, you'll be liberating an entire guiltless species from the oppression of a most malicious urban legend. What did we gerbils do to deserve such a hideous fate? With our inquisitive nature and placid temperament, all we want is your respect and love, along with clean cedar chips and a entire water bottle. Instead, we are defamed, horribly defamed. Trust

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1. Agnus the snake
2. Agnus on the roof
3. Bigfoot sign in Washington
4. Poisoner caught on camera
5. Des Destinées de l’Ame (human skin bound book)
6. Shane Reimche
7. The saw blade caught on camera
8. The saw blade in wall

According to a famous urban legend, a man had been admitted to hospital after his gay loved one put a gerbil in his rectum. Far from being anecdotal, that odd sexual activity would even have a name, ‘gerbiling’, and be practised by some gay couples. It is necessary to proceed back to the 80’s to trace its apparition, at a time when homosexuals where still perceveid as socially and sexually deviant.

‘Gerbiling’ as an Prior Internet Hoax

The gerbiling story may have become established in France in the mid-2000’s, when a imitation AFP News press discharge spread on the Internet:

‘Raggot the Hamster’ is on air

It even had its moment of glory when a radio journalist decipher this fake press free (that he believed was true) on air:

Shared on YouTube under the title ‘Le Hamster Raggot Depeche AFP Interdite’ (‘Raggot the Hamster censored AFP News Press Released’) in 2007, the extract reaches today more than 3 million views. It has been authentified by RTL as having been broadcasted on RTL 2. However, we don’t have any approval of the original date.

A 1993 Fake American Squeeze Release

This French fake pressurize release is, in reality, a wo